I Drive a Mech to Work, and They Call Me Chatterbox Megatron

University lecturer Su Mo was dismissed by his superiors for refusing to teach his classes entirely in English.

So he simply took the mecha he had built himself

and got a job at Xinghai Amusement Park.

The name "the chatty Megatron" instantly went viral across the internet.

"Tiny humans, submit to the Decepticons!"

"Say my name! What? Ah Wei? You're the Ah Wei! Get lost, fake fan!"

It didn't take long for the whole internet to learn that Xinghai Amusement Park had mechas.

"What? Building mechas is perfectly reasonable?"

"Then how do you explain that cleaner lady who just flew by on a broom?"

"Anti-gravity technology? Then why can some people cast spells? Avada Kedavra, you jerk!"

"This makes no scientific sense! I just saw a kid in a heavy-duty exosuit chasing a Devourer!"

United States: The technological inventions of the Dragon Kingdom have become a threat to all humanity. We demand that you make the technology public!

Su Mo toyed with the dimensional foil in his hand. "Care to repeat what you just said?"

United States: Boss, we were wrong! You can't afford to mess with the people of the Dragon Kingdom!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.