The System Takes Me to Conquer the Earth

Neighbor sister: Brother Yi, where did you get so many gold ingots? Hua Yi: Daoguang gave it to me! School belle: Hua Yi, why are you so powerful? He can actually lift a car with one hand! Hua Yi: Because I am a god! Ge Yunfei: The British army came to attack us with many iron box monsters! What should I do, sage? Hua Yi: It's okay. We have AK? Aircraft carrier! Emperor Daoguang: Immortal, do you want the throne? I'll pass it on to you! Hua Yi: No, you can just change your name in the future. Queen of England: Can Brother Immortal marry me? Hua Yi: I can consider it if you surrender! Emperor of Japan: Sir Sennin, I am a good citizen, can we stop fighting? I'll leave Japan to you, don't fight anymore! Hua Yi: I'll think about it if you commit suicide... System: Host, please unify the earth within ten years or else it will be wiped out! Hua Yi: Just give me more ××× and have some hands! Earth Defense Force Chairman: Vantage has an alien warship coming! Hua Yi: Fight it down! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.