Who Says Nonsense Can't Be Turned into a Novel?

This article is full of nonsense and has no nutrition. Who knows what the author is doing! Don't just write inexplicable and meaningless plots and sentences so casually! Why is there a specified word count for the introduction? Is it so long to write an introduction now? If I can suppress these one or two, why don't I write them in the novel? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.