Journey to the West: I Eat Monkey Brains from the Start and Enrage the Gods

On the day Sun Wukong is pinned beneath Five Elements Mountain, Lin Qingyun transmigrates and obtains a livestream System, becoming a famous mukbang streamer.

To attract traffic and viewers, Lin Qingyun livestreams himself eating monkey brains that have been preserved for five hundred years right in front of Sun Wukong.

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "That's too cruel! He actually ate my mount, the Golden-Haired Hou, right in front of me!"

Manjushri Bodhisattva: "He stewed my Azure Lion, too!"

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva: "And my White Elephant. Sigh!"

Tathagata Buddha: "My dear maternal uncle, the Golden-Winged Great Peng! The mortal realm is too dangerous. You'd better stay on Spirit Mountain!"

With the Golden-Winged Great Peng in hand, Lin Qingyun sings to the beat: "In the Northern Sea there's a fish named Kun. The Kun is so big it won't fit in a pot. It transforms into a bird named Peng. The Peng is so big it needs two grills. First add oil, then chili, sprinkle on some scallions, ginger, and garlic..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.