Start: Blow up the Prison and Sit on the Beast

Before the time travel, he bravely rode his bicycle to chase a thief. When accelerating, the seat of the bicycle fell off. Unknown to him, he sat on it. After time travel: He was planting bamboo shoots yesterday. The ground was slippery and he accidentally sat on a bamboo shoot. These two things seem to have something in common, but this commonality is very painful. "I seem to have found a way to travel through time." Zhang Shiqi endured the pain in his butt and stood up and looked around. He planned to find a raised thing to try. The house was empty, with only a few pieces of rubble left from repairing the walls scattered in the corners. Zhang Shiqi found the smallest stone and put it on the ground. He closed his eyes and felt his heart skip a beat. "Ah" screams echoed through the sky. "Ma Dan, it didn't work." He trembled and spat out, then turned over unwillingly. Is it because the posture is wrong? Or, the object is wrong? I wanted to try again, but the lower part of my body protested strongly, so I had no choice but to temporarily ejaculate. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.