If you are willing to pay me 200 yuan.
I can be at your funeral.
Wear black clothes and sunglasses.
Hold a black umbrella.
Wear Bluetooth headphones.
And salute a military salute towards the grave.
Then leave silently.
Make those in attendance doubt you.
Has a terrible and exciting past.
Of course, if you are willing to add 800 more, I can fire two more shots on your grave to make you even more mysterious.
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
