My Life Is a Cracked Version

Ever since we had this infinite cracking system Money is worthless to me. I can just withdraw it from the bank! Playing games, I ask Miyamoto to chase you with a defense tower on his back, how can you run away! I can adjust stocks however I want, and I can paint you a Mona Lisa. "Alien friends~, I will buy you two spaceships and two leaves. No more." The aliens escaped overnight. The earthlings were so scary that they couldn't refuse even if they offered them a bunch of broken leaves in exchange. Run away quickly! Otherwise, this kid will mess it up in a while, and even the planet will be sold to him! Hey, why am I so powerful? "Master, you are still the weakest existence in all time and space. Reincarnate as soon as possible." Apart from this, the rest of the system is pretty good. Reincarnation? Then my next step is to crack the reincarnation system! A great start! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.