I Really Want to Be a Waste

My dream is to eat and die. Why does God want me to be the protagonist and dominate the world? And this introduction! It actually takes 100 words! Damn it! I can't say anything at all! Help! Can't get down there! I, Bai Feng, the son of destiny, am fighting against God for not taking on the responsibilities that the protagonist should have! Salted Fish King! I'm determined! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.