Pay 600 Yuan, and I'll Give You a Mysterious Funeral

Pay 600 yuan, and get a mysterious life in return!

Ten old men in Taoist robes gather at a funeral. The earth dragon wails, and the gods mourn.

"We respectfully send off the Hall Master of the Dragon-Snatching Hall as he rides his dragon to the afterlife!"

"We respectfully send off the Hall Master of the Dragon-Snatching Hall as he rides his dragon to the afterlife!"

"We respectfully send off the Hall Master of the Dragon-Snatching Hall as he rides his dragon to the afterlife!"

Pay 100 billion US dollars, and get a mysterious life in return.

Nine ancestral dragons pull your coffin. Ten Immortal Emperors gather. Ye Tiandi plucks 9,999 stars for you. The ancestral dragons wail, and the Three Realms and Six Paths escort you. The Desolate Heavenly Emperor guards your tomb. You will become Li Qiye's sheep. You will become the leader of the Sky-Blasting Gang. You will become someone with a mysterious life!

Send the money! No matter how many yuan you pay, you can get a mysterious life in return.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.