Three Kingdoms: Stop Pretending, You're Sima Yi!

After transmigrating into the body of Sima Yi's deceased page, Sima Yao ends up in Jiangdong by a twist of fate.

By another twist of fate, he helps Sun Ce escape an assassination attempt.

And by yet another twist of fate, he foils Guo Jia's scheme.

Guo Jia: "If Jia had to be born, why did Yao have to be born too?"

He spits up three pints of blood and dies.

Sima Yi: "That man was only my page. How could he possibly be my match?"

Three days later, Cao Cao: "Guards! Kill that page pretending to be Sima Yi! The real Sima Yi is over in Jiangdong!"

Sun Ce: "If you are willing to serve me, I will treat you as my teacher!"

Sun Shangxiang: "Big Brother, let's each do our own thing. What are you looking for? Your little sister-in-law can help you find it!"

Huang Yueying: "Brother Yao, didn't you say you liked inner beauty best?"

Sima Yao: "...Can I have both?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.