Trial Marriage Show: My Love-Hate Relationship with Dai Xiaomei

Lin Feng and Dai Xiaomei pretend to be a couple and join a 100-day trial-marriage show, whose champion wins a grand prize worth over 100 million yuan.

Then Lin Feng activates the Girlfriend-Trolling System, and from then on, their relationship is a mix of love and hate.

Their trial-marriage routine: he sketches her using his nostrils to pinpoint her features, treats her to soup dumplings because you should eat what you want to improve, and rubs oily cruller grease all over her head after they finish eating. Dai Xiaomei is reduced to tears by Lin Feng's antics.

Judge's comment: "This couple definitely won't make it to the end!"

Dai Xiaomei: "Good thing I managed to smooth things over. Otherwise, I would've cut you off for sure."

Lin Feng: "What kind of pose do you strike when you cut someone off?"

Dai Xiaomei's resentment +999

Dai Xiaomei: "Since I'm hugging you, you should react!"

Lin Feng: "I can't just react to you whenever I want. We'll talk about it when we get home tonight."

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Art of Bedroom Mastery!

Lin Feng: "Come on, smile. Wipe that murderous look off your face."

Dai Xiaomei: "You jerk! If I married you, I'd be a little dog!"

A hundred days later... "Honey, woof woof!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate anything described here.