I Wore Matching Couple Outfits to Pretend We Were on a Blind Date, Making Dai Xiaomei Cry

My name is Su Fei. After transmigrating, I changed it to Ye Fei.

To get out of a blind date, I got a room with my online girlfriend as soon as we met in person.

Only after binding to the Girlfriend-Trolling System did I find out the truth.

My online girlfriend, Ji Xiaowei, was actually my blind date, Dai Xiaomei.

But she didn't seem to know, and even asked me to pose as her blind date for a livestream.

So I became a totally clueless straight guy, showed up in matching outfits, and made Dai Xiaomei cry from the moment I arrived.

Me: Could you stop looking like a tigress? Come on, smile. Ease up on the murderous look!

Dai Xiaomei: ???

Me: Since we're so close, let's talk about something sensitive. What do you think of the situation in Syria?

Dai Xiaomei: ???

Me: I ran my hands through your hair, but somehow ended up with a handful of grease?

Ji Xiaowei: You jerk! You were the one who ate fried dough sticks and didn't wipe your hands!

Watching the resentment points pour in, I couldn't help but grin.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.