Xuanhuan: The Berserk Empress Overhears My Thoughts

Su Ze transmigrated to a fantasy world. With no System or golden finger, and saddled with a useless spiritual root, he thought he would spend the rest of his life selling his looks just to scrape by. Unexpectedly, after playing chess with his young mistress, he transmigrated once more, this time to a thousand years in the past, where he ended up by the side of Xiao Shayi, the most bloodthirsty and violent female Demon Emperor in history. Not only does he face the punishment of being castrated by the Empress, but she can also hear his thoughts.

Su Ze: I've already died twice. If I have to suffer humiliation, I'd rather go out like a man. Don't run, if you've got the guts! Just wait and see if I can win you over!

Xiao Shayi: In a month, I'll be betrayed and killed! My hands and feet will be forged into imperial weapons, and my head... will be stuck in a cesspit for 490 years!

No way. I have to keep this man by my side, no matter what!

The Dharma King: How is this little Golden Core cultivator so gutsy? He teases the Empress like that and still doesn't die. Did his ancestors' graves catch fire or something?

Little Guard A: Ever since Su Ze got here, our lives have gotten so much better. The Empress doesn't beat me or kill me anymore, she just focuses on beating up Su Ze. Thanks, Brother Ze!

Little Guard B: Could the Empress be into younger men? I'll give it a try too. (Dead.)

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.