Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, a Monk Came to Crash My Show

直播算命：开局有和尚砸场子

by Starry Sky Naruto (星空火影)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 24 Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

His master passed his driving test, then rode off to the heavens on a crane.

Before leaving, his master gave Lin Xuan a book called The Mysteries of Divination. The moment Lin Xuan touched it, he became a master fortune-teller.

Monk: Damn it, Taoist priests are liars, and the local religions of Xia are all **. We need foreign religions to save us, like Buddhism!

Lin Xuan: Monk, you've got a red glow of bloodshed and a black shadow of prison time on your forehead. Looks like you'll get beaten up first, then hauled off to jail.

Monk: Hahaha! You stinking Taoists love putting on a show, pretending to be mysterious and scaring people. I'm right here, Buddha himself. Let the police come and arrest me!

Officer: You're under arrest for fraud, assault, and illegal fundraising!

Monk: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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