Me, Bad Old Man

What is it like to travel through time and become a bad old man who gets up to urinate four times every night, dislocates his joints at the slightest bump, and pees his pants too hard? What is it like? Wei Lang said he wanted to cry but had no tears ... "This is a preliminary trial. Aren't they all young people? Why is there such an old person?" "You are so old, are you almost losing all your teeth?" "That's right, half of your body is already buried in the ground, so why bother?" "At such an old age, if you die if you get excited, you can't explain why?" … Disciples of Mingyang Sect remind me to report: The secret realm suffered huge losses. Not only was the guardian spirit missing, but the Vientiane Stone that carried the secret realm was also missing. Zhang Yaowen, who was excited with the deadwood sword just now, was stunned. Guardian spirit... All-embracing stone... The dead wood sword in my hand suddenly lost its fragrance. … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.