Useless Taoist Priest

I am a high school student. I have been plagued by bad luck since I was a child. I almost reopened my school after I was born. I fell from the first floor and broke my bones. I almost got electrocuted when I peeed. I broke my chin hook while riding a bicycle and made fun of a fat girl. It all started from an ancestral book. The cow's tears opened my eyes and the blood on the tip of my tongue warded off evil spirits. All of them subverted my understanding of the world. Supernatural events are coming to my door one after another. How should I deal with them? . . This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.