The Good-for-Nothing Taoist

I'm a high school student, and bad luck has followed me since I was a kid. I nearly died at birth, broke a bone falling down from the first floor, almost got electrocuted while peeing, and broke my jaw in a bike crash. I even drooled over a fat girl. It all began with a family heirloom book. Cow's tears let you see spirits, and blood from the tip of your tongue wards off evil. Everything I've experienced has turned my understanding of the world upside down.

One paranormal incident after another keeps coming after me. What am I supposed to do...?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.