Give Me 99 Yuan and Have You a Real Girlfriend

After experiencing failure in starting a business, failing in marriage, and failing in work, I had no choice but to return to my hometown to live in poverty. While eating his old age, he continued to take orders online and continued to design, but the business was not good. After a month, he didn't take a single order. He was scolded by his parents almost every day, looked down upon by relatives and friends, and wanted to commit suicide. When he was about to jump off a building, a piece of bird poop hit him, and he accidentally saved an alien bird. The alien bird gave him a system for photoshopping a real girlfriend. His life began to change. He first photoshopped a real girlfriend for himself, and after showing off in front of relatives and friends, he started a business. He came to the county street to find his first customer. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No!" "Instead of 100 yuan, give me 99 yuan, and I can give you a real girlfriend through photoshop!" "Crazy!" "Crazy!" "You are crazy about money!" A 60-year-old man holding a cattail leaf fan and clasping his feet on the street said: "Hey, hey, young man, I will give you 99 yuan, and you can give me a real girlfriend through PS!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.