Last Time I Went Abroad, Nobody Dared to Check My Passport!

Lin Zhe was rummaging for his passport at customs.

The female customs officer asked sarcastically, "Have you been here before?"

Lin Zhe: "Once."

Female customs officer: "If you've been here before, why didn't you have your passport ready?"

Lin Zhe: "Last time I came, nobody checked my passport."

Female customs officer: "Impossible! Everyone has to show their passport! When was the last time you came?"

Lin Zhe: "I came here over seventy years ago, and not a single person checked my passport!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.