Kakashi Defects with Orochimaru from the Start

From the start, I transmigrated into Kakashi.

What, Obito gave me a Sharingan and then died?

What, I killed my beloved Rin with a single Raikiri?

And even Lord Minato, a man like a god, died?

You expect me to keep reading Make-Out Paradise in a daze in Konoha, playing a pathetic chakra-starved Kakashi with a Sharingan?

No way!

Orochimaru, Snake Bro, are you defecting? Take me with you. I want to learn forbidden jutsu.

What's that, Impure World Reincarnation? What's that, Living Corpse Reincarnation? What about the Eight-Headed Serpent? And Danzo's old man's Wood Style transplantation? Oh, right, I want to learn the sage arts of Ryuchi Cave too.

Snake Bro Orochimaru? What? You haven't learned them yet?

Heh, no problem. I stole all those forbidden jutsu from Konoha myself…

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