Transmigration: I Got Duped by the Stingy System

I'm just a loser who's spent years working hard without making any money, gaining any knowledge, or finding a girlfriend.

I'm also just an idiot who suddenly had a change of heart and helped an old woman cross the street, and now regrets it like crazy.

So, System, you just let me kick the bucket? Then you shouted that you'd pull strings and give me special treatment, letting me choose my next life and enjoy a wealth most people could never dream of.

Fine. For the sake of riches, I'll take it.

You said I could make three wishes. But not a single one of the three came true. What kind of lousy System are you?

Just look at my older cousin, my uncle, and all those Zhangs, Lis, Wangs, and Li Ermazi. Which one of them isn't itching to stab me in the back?

Why don't you give me the invincible System everyone else has?

And then you said you'd give me the superpower to control fire. Where's the superpower you promised? You just gave me a lighter?

Heavens, even stinginess should have its limits. There should be a point where pranks and scams stop being funny. And now you want me to save this city, save the world, with nothing but a lighter?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.