Great Qin: I Mistook the First Emperor for a Thief from the Start

After breaking up with his gold-digging girlfriend, Luo Yi returned home and found a thief in the middle of a burglary.

Without a word, Luo Yi grabbed a baseball bat and started swinging.

"I am the First Emperor of Qin! How dare you hit me? I'll wipe out your entire clan!"

"You're the First Emperor of Qin? Then I'm the Jade Emperor! Besides, the Qin dynasty fell over two thousand years ago. The First Emperor's bones have probably turned to dust by now."

"Insolent! You audacious commoner, how dare you curse me!"

"Quit role-playing. You're way too deep in character."

"This is no role-play. I am the real First Emperor of Qin!"

Xianyang Palace.

Luo Yi: Is this the Qin dynasty? Something must have gone wrong somewhere.

The First Emperor of Qin: Guards! Seize that brat! I'll have him torn apart by five horses!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.