Funeral Director: From the Start, I Crafted a Mysterious Past for the Ancestral Dragon

My name is Qin Ji, and I work for the Last Wishes Company.

As long as you can pay enough,

I can make anything happen for you.

On the day of your funeral, I can step through the gates between worlds,

and have the Desolate Heavenly Emperor weep at your grave and the Empress shed tears for you.

I can make your coffin from Willow God's wood, and snatch the Bronze Coffin of the Three Ages to serve as your casket.

I'll melt an Emperor's weapon into your gravestone and use immortal gold for your burial plot.

Sea God Tang San will build you a fountain, and the Flame Emperor will light your longevity lamp.

Then the Twelve Golden Immortals will play a funeral dirge, and three thousand Buddhas will guide your soul to the afterlife.

Eat rabbit heads from Xiao Wu, drink the Desolate Heavenly Emperor's beast milk, and roast Seven Night's lamb.

Everyone attending your funeral will think you had a mysterious and forbidden king for a friend.

My name is Qin Ji, and I work for the Last Wishes Company. Don't just sit there wishing, call us now for funeral services!

Funerals across all the heavens, delivered without fail!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.