Thirty Thousand Yuan: God Will See You Off at Your Funeral

If you were unknown during your lifetime, wouldn't you want to be famous after your death? Pay me 30,000 yuan, and I will arrange for 20 unlicensed red flag cars and white-haired old men in Mao suits at your funeral. Come to your tombstone and bow to you three times. Make everyone who comes to your funeral think you have a terrible and mysterious past. If you can pay more price. I will make the stars die out and the sun turn into a beam of light. Only this beam of light in the world will illuminate your tombstone. "Why don't you do it for me if I have money?" "Sorry, I see you're unhappy. Funerals are about fate," Shen Tian replied calmly. If you are destined, I can even arrange for gods and Buddhas to chant sutras for you, bury you in the depths of the endless starry sky, and carve out a separate world for you to bury, so that no one will disturb your sleep again. My name is Shen Tian, ​​and I can ask Tiandao to see you off at your funeral. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.