The Last Wish Building: Make Your Past Anything but Ordinary

This is the Hall of Last Wishes.

So you don't die with regrets.

For 200 yuan, make your ordinary past extraordinary.

A red Hongqi car with no license plates. A middle-aged man of mysterious identity.

A zither player beyond worldly concerns.

Four men in black suits and sunglasses, wearing wireless earpieces, come to see you off.

They play a battle hymn for you and recite your past.

For 20,000 spirit stones, make your past anything but low-key.

An ancient divine dragon flies in from the endless void, carrying an ancient city.

A prayer goddess prays for you.

Four guardian elephants radiate sacred light.

The Elephant of Great Sage Without Sin, ** the myriad heavens.

The Elephant of the Gate of All Beings, seeing through the myriad heavens.

The Elephant of Virtue's Severance and Rebirth, ferrying the myriad heavens to salvation.

The Immovable Heavenly King Elephant, shaking the myriad heavens with its might.

They face your grave and wail, roar at the heavens, then silently see you off.

Everyone attending your funeral will suspect you had a terrifying and mysterious past...

Place your order! Everyone who comes to pay their respects at your funeral will suspect you had a mysterious and terrifying past!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.