Pay Tens of Billions and I Will Let Tathagata Buddha Bury You

Want to have a mysterious and awe-inspiring past? Do you want your ordinary life to leave people with endless reveries before you die? Pay 20,000 yuan I'll be at your funeral... Arrange for a red flag without a license plate. Ten big men holding umbrellas, wearing black suits, black sunglasses, and wireless Bluetooth headsets, and a beautiful woman in black holding back tears. Watch in silence and bow deeply. Pay tens of billions and your funeral will be... The grave dug for you by Pangu in the void A coffin made from the sacred sycamore tree where the Phoenix once rested Kowloon will hold a pavilion for you and bury you in eternity The Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady comes down to earth and plays the suona for you. The sky is filled with gods and Buddhas reciting sutras to save you Wreaths made from rare materials Knock off a piece of Nuwa's Sky-Mending Stone to cast a tombstone for you. The funeral services you want can be realized at Yuele Funeral Home! Make money! Mediocre during life, spectacular after death! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.