I, the Salted Fish Tang Monk, Still Want Buddhism to Flourish?

Travel through the journey to the west and become Tang Monk, activate the salted fish system, and become stronger while lying down. From then on, Monk Tang was too lazy to go to the West to seek scriptures, and the style of Journey to the West was completely changed. Li Er: Master Xuanzang, I beg you, go to the West to get scriptures quickly? Otherwise, I will not be able to keep my throne! Tang Monk: "No, you have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to get the scriptures. It's too hard and tiring! Whoever you want can go, but I won't go anyway!" Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Buddha is in trouble, and Monk Tang is still living in his daughter's country!" Tathagata Buddha: "Golden cicada, get up quickly! Successfully obtain the scriptures, your merits will be immeasurable, you will return to the throne of God, and I will make you my successor." Tang Seng: "I have become a great saint, and you still want me to be a cow or a horse for you? What if you want to eat shit??" Finally one day, Tathagata woke up and found out: "Huh? How come the territory of the Tang Dynasty has surrounded my spiritual mountain?" Wu Zetian: "Buddha, my husband said that within the Tang Dynasty, please pay taxes according to Tang law, and there will be no credit! Thank you!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.