Twenty Thousand Yuan, Tathagata Buddha Will Kneel Down for You at Your Funeral

If you are willing to pay me twenty thousand yuan. After your death, I will go to the heavens and worlds alone and flow through the long river of time. Let the Saint of Heavenly Dao, Yuanshi Tianzun, hold the Pangu flag in his hand, tear apart the power of chaos, and refine your tombstone with billions of stars. The golden dragon of Judao will pull the coffin for you! The Chaos Bead evolves into a world that becomes your coffin! Tathagata Buddha, a quasi-sage, kneels in front of your tombstone, weeps for you, and chants sutras for your salvation. Finally, let the saint Nuwa wave the banner to attract demons. Order a hundred thousand demons to observe mourning for you for three years. "Let everyone who attended your funeral suspect that you have a mysterious and awesome past!!" ... "My name is Su Cheng, the leader of the funeral group of all heavens!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.