Funeral in the Heavens: Create a Mysterious Past for You

As long as you are willing to pay me 500 yuan, I will hold a grand funeral for you and create a mysterious past for you. Arrange twenty unlicensed Hongqi vehicles. A white-haired old man with great aura, and a beautiful woman in her prime. One hundred men in black wearing black suits, sunglasses, and Bluetooth headsets holding up black umbrellas on a sunny day. And salute a military salute towards your grave, and then leave the skirt silently. Let everyone who attends your funeral suspect that you have a mysterious and terrifying past. … My name is Chen Changqing, and I own the Heavenly Funeral System. As long as you pay a sufficient price, I am willing to go to all the worlds alone, flow the long river of time, and win over the eternal emperor. Let him stand in front of you and pluck stars with his hands to make your tombstone. Use the ancient bronze coffin as your coffin and the immortal tree as your coffin. Let the Eternal Heavenly Emperor carry your coffin and bury you in eternity. The cauldron of Mother Qi of all things offers incense for you, the heaven-swallowing magic jar pours wine for you, and the elixir of death serves as a wreath for you in front of your grave. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.