Pay Me a Billion: Let the God of Heaven See You Off at Your Funeral

Do you want to leave an unforgettable experience in the world? Do you want the world to wonder about your identity as a hidden boss during your lifetime? Want to own a mysterious and awe-inspiring past? Come to Haoling Funeral Company, pay NT$50,000, and your funeral will include: An unlicensed red flag car, an old man with a vicissitude in Zhongshan attire, and twelve men in black suits, sunglasses, and wireless headphones watched silently and bowed deeply. … Pay a billion dollars and your funeral will be: The sun is running at super power and shining for you! Buddha statues in all temples sing sad sutras for you! Strange fire is the wick of your ever-lasting lamp! The most precious treasures from the heavens will protect your body and serve as a burial object for you! Tianzun himself came on the clouds to carve a tombstone for you with ancient stones from heaven! Place your order! People who come to the mourning hall to express their condolences to you will all suspect that you have a mysterious and terrifying past! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.