Divine Funeral: Pay 10 Billion and Nuwa Will Weep for You

神级葬礼：支付十亿女娲为你流泪

by Two Trees in Front of the Door (门前两棵树)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 12k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Superpowers
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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For 20,000 yuan, I'll arrange a red-flag limousine with no license plates, a coach, a distinguished elderly gentleman, a weeping beauty, and ten brawny men in black suits carrying black umbrellas and wearing Bluetooth earpieces, all to appear at your funeral...

For 3 million yuan, I'll arrange for a sword immortal to arrive at your funeral on a flying sword, perform thunder magic, and sound nine peals of thunder to send you off...

My name is Lin Fan, and I'm a god-tier funeral planner. As long as you pay, I can create an unparalleled funeral that will make everyone attending wonder whether you had a mysterious and awe-inspiring past!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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