My Sickly Makeup Looks So Real, the Cafeteria Lady Called the Cops

To solve the problem of the cafeteria auntie skimping on portions,

Lin Fan put a sickly-looking makeup job on his roommates,

having them pretend to be weak so the cafeteria auntie would take pity on them and give them more food.

But his sickly makeup was so realistic

the cafeteria auntie thought they were terminally ill, and some people even thought they were using drugs,

so they were so frightened that they called the police on the spot...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.