The 2 Billion Demolition Payout Exposed My Little Toys

A subway project has revealed an astonishing 2 billion in demolition compensation, attracting countless people's attention. They won't demolish their house even for 2 billion? How greedy can they be? How much more do they want?

A livestreaming appraisal show's crew rushed over after hearing the news. They even brought a billion in funds, planning to buy a few priceless items from the household.

But when they arrived, they were utterly stunned by everything inside.

"Holy crap! This... this little toy is a miniature nuclear fusion reactor? The United States will pay a billion for it."

"Am I seeing things? Does this say 'Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Miniature Laboratory'?"

"Could you call... call your... your husband and ask him how to shut off this two-dimensional foil after it's been activated?"

"Good heavens... Ma'am, do you know that your home contains at least ten pieces of black technology capable of destroying the Blue Star in an instant?"

The crew were dumbfounded. So I brought a billion in funds, and I can't even afford one thing in this house? The whole world was stunned, and the wife was left bewildered too.

"Honey, these are the children's toys you were talking about?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate anything in this story.