Cater to Their Tastes, Bring Gifts to Their Door, and Shock the Internet

Chen Shu has arranged to visit his girlfriend's mother over the weekend, and Luo Qingwu gives him countless reminders.

Luo Qingwu: "My mom is a police officer. She likes people who uphold justice and dare to fight against the forces of darkness."

Chen Shu: "I'll play to her tastes. Don't worry, I've got it!"

Chen Shu wears an earnest expression. "Auntie, it's my first time visiting, and I wasn't sure what to bring. Qingwu told me you're a police officer, so I thought I'd do something useful and take down a criminal gang for you."

Luo Qingwu: "My dad loves playing Go. Look into it so you aren't completely clueless if he asks you about it."

Sitting across from his future father-in-law, Chen Shu looks awkward. "Um, Uncle, you've lost nine games in a row. How about we call it quits?"

Luo Qingwu: "My second uncle is a bit **, but the one thing he loves is the erhu. We..."

Chen Shu: "A mournful erhu tune, played in honor of the departed."

A netizen: "Good lord, the way you're playing that mournful tune on the erhu... Someone come burn me..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.