Spiritual Qi Revival: My System Is Ridiculously Goofy

He wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into a world where spiritual qi is reviving, and is bound to a really messed-up System!

Whenever Ye Feng cultivates, the System immediately hits him with: Cultivation -1, Strength -1, Agility -1, Defense -1!

The protagonists of other novels make a thousand miles of progress in a day. Ye Feng's cultivation goes downhill at breakneck speed. But he soon discovers a loophole in the System: as long as he slacks off, his cultivation keeps going up, +1, +1, +1...

Soon, Ye Feng discovers even more loopholes in the System!

Physical injury: Cultivation +1, +1, +1...

Emotional injury: Strength +1, +1, +1...

Staying up all night: Agility +1, +1, +1...

Drinking Didiwei pesticide: Defense +1, +1, +1...

In the end, Ye Feng discovers that the System can actually be put to this kind of use, and that it hides a world-shaking secret!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.