The Great Dao Faces Heaven Sect

The Great Dao stretches toward the heavens, and everyone goes their own way.

Li Wudao walks along a straight road and sees an old man.

"Hey, old sir, you're in my way!"

The old man replies, "Young people have no respect for martial virtue. Take care of yourself!"

"You old fossil!" Li Wudao curses as he walks away.

Li Wudao sees a burly man next.

"Hey, buddy, you're in my way!"

The burly man replies, "Get lost..."

"Pah!" Li Wudao curses again as he walks away.

Then Li Wudao sees a child.

"Hey, kid, you're in my way!"

"Ptooey..." The child spits a big mouthful of saliva right in Li Wudao's face.

Li Wudao curses, "Young people have no respect for martial virtue. Take care of yourself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.