Supernatural: I'm a Lazy Fish, Saltier Than the Sea and a Real Pain!

Wang Erma, who had stayed up all night watching horror movies, suddenly realized he had become a salted-fish man hung out to dry on a clothes rack outside someone's window.

Following the deafening snores, he peered inside through the window. Wasn't that his sweet, ditzy campus beauty girlfriend, Jin Yaoyao?

Damn! Why was she slowly turning into a catgirl? M-m... meow, nice~

Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have awakened the Peerless Overlord, Ghost-Weeping System!

Ding! The Overlord System has detected that its Host is a salted-fish man. The Overlord is crying and thinks you're unworthy of it, so the System has been replaced with the more suitable Salty and Annoying System.

Jin Yaoyao: “Brother Mazima, you look pretty tasty. Let Yaoyao lick you~”

Yuck! You're so salty!

The six-foot-tall mutated kappa from Yingzhou: “Well, would you look at that! I've finally found one of my kind!”

Deep One: “Brother, could you be my long-lost younger brother, Makka Pakka?”

The Pen Fairy: “What the hell! What kind of thing are you?”

Wang Erma: “Get away from me. I want to know that too.”

Hey! Quit staring at my wife!

Salted-fish Skull-Crushing Strike! Every last one of you, go die!

This salted-fish man is number one under heaven!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.