Black Myth: Journey to the West: I Get Stronger by Talking Nonsense!

After waking from a dream, overworked Blue Star office worker Li Jiangliu discovers that his soul has transmigrated into Tang Sanzang from Journey to the West, who is preaching at a grand Buddhist ceremony.

With the officials around him repeatedly urging him on as Master Tang, he can only recite a single verse. He looks at the monk on the platform, who is wearing nothing but a kasaya to cover his bare chest, and slowly begins:

"Bodhi was never a tree, and that bright mirror was never a stand."

He leisurely takes a sip of water and thinks to himself:

"A golden finger?"

Ding! "Congratulations, Host. You have bound to the Nonsense System. You can grow stronger just by talking nonsense!"

With the System, Li Jiangliu's confidence soars.

"But I really don't know how to chant sutras. I'd better talk nonsense to stall for time and wait for Guanyin to save the day!"

"Don't blame me, everyone. This is the first time I've ever chanted a sutra like this. The last time I chanted a sutra like this was the time before this!"

"There's something good about holding this ceremony. It's just that there's something bad about it, too."

"When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something good was about to happen. Guess what? I woke up!"

At last, Guanyin and Muzha spoke up.

The next day, he finally welcomed a happy life with food, drink, and disciples, and even time to tease the Monkey King when nothing else was going on!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.