I'm by No Means an Expert

A young woman has three good qualities: counterattack, charm, and a good figure; Lolita has three good qualities: clear voice, soft body, and easy to push down; Sister Yu has three hobbies: beer, bathing, and eating young grass; A wife has three passions: love, family affection, and extramarital affairs! If you get one of the three, you will be happy until you grow old. Only children make choices. I, Zhang Yi, want them all! Happy times three! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.