I Just Want to Fuck the Elf

God-level trainer system: What? I've given you the super sincere body constitution, the Rasengan, and the Sixth Navy haircut. If you're still not satisfied, don't go too far. Lin Fan: I understand the truth, but can't you just teach Kirby these skills directly? God-level trainer system: I am your trainer, not the trainer of the little Kirby. Why should I train the little Kirby? Lin Fan:...... Three years later Lin Fan stood on the podium surrounded by fans and reporters and won the championship trophy. Lin Fan chose a good-looking young lady among the reporters rushing to ask questions. Reporter Xiaobing: May I ask Mr. Lin Fan, what would you like to say to everyone about winning the National Pokémon 1v1 Competition? Lin Fan: Well, what's there to say? After a while, the championships of 3v3, 6v6, Trainer Live Fighting, and Trainer Peace Elite will all be mine. Reporter Xiaobing: Just... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.