Scientific Cultivation: Rubbing Big Ivan with His Hands at the Start

What? Fireball actually requires spells and gestures; what? One person can only control one flying sword; what? To make elixirs, do you need to stay by the elixir furnace all the time? What? A retreat can be as short as a few months, or as long as decades or hundreds of years? What's the meaning of life then? Spending my whole life on cultivation, this is not the kind of cultivation I want. Watch me use the power of science to rub nuclear bombs with my hands, automatically refine elixirs, upgrade in one second, and enjoy grudges. This story is purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and please do not imitate it. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.