Slap Me Backhand and Fool Me That This Is Psoriasis?

Countless unicorn fire seeds from other worlds came to Fengdu and took up residence in the human body. Lin Dasheng's system is activated, he sits in an antique store, gets doubled rewards, and frantically extracts the unicorn fire from people's bodies. "You have psoriasis, it needs to be treated!" "There's nothing that one slap can't solve. If it can't be solved, just two slaps." "Mr. Lin, our Special Affairs Office is interested in you. Do you want to join us?" "Mr. Lin, our hospital is interested in you. Do you want to join us?" "Grandson, our family is interested in you. Do you want to join us?" "Great Sage Lin, if you can, beat me to death!" "Pah, pah, pah!" "Sorry, I was wrong" The introduction is weak, please read the text directly. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.