Journey to the West: Please, Stop Opening Restaurants!

西游：求求你，别开酒楼了！

by The Calabash Brothers (葫芦兄弟)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Fantasy
Subgenre: Myths & Legends
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Chang'e: My Jade Rabbit is so adorable. How could anyone make braised rabbit head out of it?

Guanyin: My carp is so beautiful. How could anyone make sweet-and-sour fish out of it?

Antarctic Immortal Elder: My little deer is so timid. How could anyone make cumin-spiced venison out of it?

Laozi: My mount, the Azure Bull, is so hardworking. How could anyone make soy-braised beef out of it?

Tathagata: Please, stop opening restaurants in Chang'an!

If you keep this up, how will the Buddhist sect gather all the monsters for the Journey to the West? How will we prosper?

Nie Jun: What does your Journey to the West have to do with me? I'm just a food-loving restaurant owner!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.

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