Journey to the West: Please, Don't Open a Restaurant!

Chang'e: My jade rabbit is so cute, how can I braise its head? Guanyin: My carp is so beautiful, how can I make sweet and sour fish? Antarctic Fairy: My deer is so timid, how can I make cumin venison? Lao Tzu: My mount, the green ox, is so diligent, how can I make soy beef? Tathagata: Please, don't open a restaurant in Chang'an! If you keep driving, how will we, the Buddhists, gather together the monsters from Journey to the West! How come Daxing? Nie Jun: What does your journey to the west have to do with me? I'm just a gourmet who owns a restaurant! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.