I Can See Everything Personified

When he woke up, Chen Feng found that he had the ability to see the personification of all things. Bed: Baby, you hurt me. Toilet: Dear, pay attention to hygiene and cleaning! Mirror: Stop looking in the mirror, you won't look handsome anymore! Sofa: Brother, my skin is peeling, please give me a beauty treatment! Chen Feng slowly turned from panic to surprise. This meant that everything in the world had become his informants. Chen Feng: Scratch-off, tell me who of you can win! Scratcher: Boss, what do you think? Chen Feng: I guess your sister... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.