Martial Arts: the Eight Sects Chose Me to Be Their Inner Disciple

Eight major sects have settled in a certain news site and are recruiting inner disciples online, making netizens excited. Shaolin School: Shaolin Kung Fu is good, really good Emei Sect: Brother Xie, I have never said the word "thank you" Kongtong Sect: Have you heard of Seven Injury Boxing? Let me teach you. Kunlun Sect: We don't just have the magic power of toad Diancang Sect: Isn't Diancing handsome? The kind that can immobilize people. Huashan Sect: Dugu's Nine Swords are Unparalleled in the World Qingcheng Sect: You know the superior dual cultivation methods Wudang Sect: Wudang Wang so-and-so, pays homage to the Heavenly Master Netizens left messages one after another, "It's the 22nd century, and the eight sects still exist?" "I want to learn, I want to learn, you know." "Only for children to choose. As an eighteen-year-old adult, you have to learn everything." "I donated 10 million to buy a spot as an inner disciple of the Wudang Sect." ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.