Naruto: I Led the Entire Akatsuki Astray

Why has the Akatsuki suddenly decided to transform itself into an idol group?

Uchiha Itachi, you're in charge of dancing. Your ancestor's talent for dance is etched into your genes!

Orochimaru, you're in charge of rap. Your raspy, smoky voice is perfect for it!

Deidara, you're in charge of comedy. Your art is hilarious, just like Patrick Star!

Sasori, you're in charge of the atmosphere. Use your Performance of a Hundred Puppets to set the mood before the show!

Kisame Hoshigaki, you're in charge of being greasy. Just focus on producing oil!

Hidan, you... forget it. The moment you get excited, you want to draw circles on the spot and sacrifice the audience. What about the ticket money?

Zetsu, you're in charge of the dark and creepy vibe. It's because you're a hermaphrodite!

Kakuzu, you're in charge of finances. You're the one who manages the money!

Konan, you're in charge of looks. Your job is to be beautiful!

Pain, you're the lead singer! The center spot is yours, no question!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.