Are You Crazy? I Call the Demoness to Save Me from the Start!

Su Chen was taking part in his university's freshman military training when he transmigrated and landed right in the bathhouse of a wicked witch and her disciple!

He cried for help, then was knocked unconscious!

An Xiaonuan: "That smug smile of yours is actually pretty irritating. Oh, and Master and I are going to dig out your eyeballs!"

Su Chen: "Fairy, why do you want to dig out my eyeballs? I didn't see anything! It was so dark, and I fell so fast. I'm no earthly immortal. How could I have had a chance to see anything?"

An Xiaonuan: "You saw something white, didn't you? That counts as someone seeing us!"

"Fairy! Can't we show a little honor?"

"No!"

"Then go get your master!"

"What for?"

"You two can take another bath right in front of me. Once I've had a good look, you can dig out my eyes all you want!"

An Xiaonuan: "!!!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.