Start the Patriotic System, I Bring the Gods to Uphold the National Style

The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, but she still sings the flowers in the backyard across the river. The patriotic system is bound, and I must correct our country's style. Eat peaches? Deal with him! A certain woman: The food in the Dragon Kingdom is vulgar and not as delicious as the Duotian Kingdom. System, dig out her customer communication videos for me and send them to the awesome website. What? Didn't Mr. Tooth go to the gym today? System, give me remote control and take off his pants! At this time, a toothpick appeared, blinding everyone. A man who was running on the field shed tears. I know that mine is not the thinnest. How could I be so angry? I hate it! In order not to be biased by these popular celebrities, it doesn't matter if I become the most handsome man in the world and be alone! System, just rest assured! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.