Beginning to Criticize Idiot Fans

As a music teacher, Lu Tao discovered that his students were actually fans. "We don't learn any military songs, they are all sung by rough guys." "That's right, there's nothing to learn from those poor soldiers singing songs. If you want to learn, just learn our brother's new songs." Lu Tao raised his eyebrows: "I wonder if your brother has won a Grammy? Where's the Golden Record Award?" "I haven't won anything, so I'm not qualified to criticize him? Sorry, I did." Fan: "Our brother is a top student who has returned from overseas. How can you compare to a music teacher?" "I'm sorry, please let me know about the winner of Daxia's highest technology award!" Fan: "Our brother can sing, dance, rap and play basketball. Can you do that?" "Sorry, I beat NBA professional players when I was studying in a beautiful country." Fan: "Teacher, who are you?" Lu Tao: "I'm just an ordinary music teacher." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.